"I don't know why I'm showing this video to you. I am certain it is a failure and should be removed from The Hundred Videos. Indeed I have deleted many videos which are more interesting, more worthwhile, more deserving of your time and attention".
"I am the voice of your subconscious mind, your inspiration. Now concentrate. Your pyramid of elephants is waiting".
"Because I was afraid of everything, I developed extraordinary powers".
"Dear Corey, do you have any pen pals? I used to have a few, but I got tired of them. I guess when you start to get older its time to re-assess who you want to spend your time on".
"In 1961, Edward Asselbergs, a food technician at the Experimental Farm in Ottawa, developed instant mashed potato flakes. When Steve and I decided to make a video about this important Canadian invention, I set out to do the necessary research".
Harvey K.
"When we die the part of us that belongs to other people becomes an angel".
"Recently my psychiatrist dismantled his practice in favour of becoming a baker. I hoped to get the brown leather couch. Instead he gave me the rough notes for a paper he'd been thinking of working on, "Ass Play: Anal Eroticism as Transformative Agent in Disney's Pinocchio" in hope I would complete it.
"Attempt to sing beautiful and obscure hits from the past but forget the words and be reduced to humming".
"I remember when he took me to the fair. I put on ribbons and my prettiest dress".