"People often ask me, "Steve, how do you manage to make so many films? What makes you so prolific?" And I say, "Oh they are not films but video. It is a simple and effortless process".
"It´s partly a disorder of the blush, but it extends further than that".
"It has always been my wish to have been a dermatologist in Philadelphia during the Great Depression".
"We all may see patients who complain about fatigue and then ask us to help them get rid of the insomnia which they feel causes it".
"Steve has nice legs and he has nice arms and it seems to me he's a lot more than that too. He's a lot of things that I look for".
"I am a baby lying in a crib and my name is Little Faggot".
"I might be ugly, but soon I'll be clean".
"When I was fourteen years old I was a fat kid. I was 170 pounds. I was a heavy kid and it didn't look like I was meant for show business at all but I had this bubbling inside of me and I wanted to sing. And I did".
"Lately I've been receiving rather desperate and obsessive letters from several persons who've seen my videos and decided to fall in love with me. They've never met me and have no idea what I look like. It is simply the grain of my voice which has inspired their apparent devotion".
"I once had a lover who would occasionally transform into a dog — and not even a purebred".