"I dreamt that I went to art school and when I woke up — I mean when I graduated — I got this job designing pornographic playing cards".

"I dreamt the University of Minnesota held a symposium of serial killers and Joseph Beuys gave the key-note address".

"I am your screensaver. I am your therapist".

"How I Imagined It Would Be / Marshmallow Roast / Game of Catch".

"I think it's true what they say in all those songs: falling in love requires overvaluing the tiny ways in which one individual varies from another".

"Repeated exposure to the banality of pornography has made it unnecessary for me to repress explicitly sexual thoughts".