"In 1961, Edward Asselbergs, a food technician at the Experimental Farm in Ottawa, developed instant mashed potato flakes. When Steve and I decided to make a video about this important Canadian invention, I set out to do the necessary research".

"Dear Corey, do you have any pen pals? I used to have a few, but I got tired of them. I guess when you start to get older its time to re-assess who you want to spend your time on".

"Because I was afraid of everything, I developed extraordinary powers".

"I am the voice of your subconscious mind, your inspiration. Now concentrate. Your pyramid of elephants is waiting".

"I don't know why I'm showing this video to you. I am certain it is a failure and should be removed from The Hundred Videos. Indeed I have deleted many videos which are more interesting, more worthwhile, more deserving of your time and attention".

"Easy to build once you know how".

"Whenever I look into a microscope, I feel I'm looking inside of something. A barrier seems to have been broken".

"This amoeba describes the libido, which is not solely my libido, but a force, an external force".

"Everyone has portions of their life in need of revision or remapping".

"Pure sensation. Pillow of flesh. White cotton sheets. Emerge into daylight. Spring mechanism".